The Onion AV Club’s “Random Roles” feature, where famous and not-so-famous actors give a series of anecdotes about their film and television roles, is a simple format but one that often delivers surprising gems from the most unlikely of sources.

But oh, my. The Udo Kier interview is something else:

So I bought the Bible. The Bible is wonderful. It’s only one book, but you can put two grams of coke on top of the Bible, and you first take a line of coke and then you open the Bible. Because then you understand.

Read the whole thing.