JH: Okay, for gym class. I thought you meant that you were asked to do a unit on the history of football. But even so, at no point would there ever be a unit on Dungeons & Dragons. At no point would there ever be a unit on, I don’t know, falconry. There would never be, “I’m so annoyed I have to go down to science-fiction class.” I don’t mind the [gym] itself, but it’s the showers after. I don’t even mind people’s passion for it, but I do tend to get ultimately frustrated by the presumption that I should care deeply.
John Hodgman’s area of ignorance: 1 topic the self-proclaimed expert on everything knows nothing about. Seriously, you guys. He’s so great.
